amazon sells old spice products by the bulk - its pure awesome, I would love that as a gift along with socks, underwear, and tshirts = its worth a lot of money

are you kidding me? socks and underwear are AWESOME birthday presents. that way you can use your own money for what you want rather than what you need.

My husband wore a motherfucking Cosby sweater on our first date. Which took place in 1994, so there really was *no excuse for it* that far into the 90s. But he was smart, he was nice, we had a nice conversation. I figured I could change the Cosby sweater later.

Elliot Cowan forever

Mindy once said on Project Mindy that men think it is about the abs, but women are secretly thinking "I wish he had more money" instead. Well, it is not just about the money, but it is definitely not about the abs. "I wish he had a more interesting story to tell", "I wish he had a better haircut", "WTF is that shirt?"…

I generally prefer guys who are in pretty good shape (not that chubby is a deal breaker. As evidenced by my deep love of Andy Dwyer).

Ugh! Can I confess too? We've been together for almost 5 years, and I was always on the this (if not toned) side after being a chubby teen. So this year, I've realized I'm almost 20 (fuuck) lbs heavier than when we met. Everyone says I look good, but I feel like a slob and have to admit that when the SO admitted…

a HUGE part of it is that his personality is just INSANELY KIND AND GOOD

I confess to having very similar awful and immature thoughts. Don't feel bad!

This guy is super hot:

Hmm. Maybe The Waitress will like me if I get a fish tank.

Swagger. He's got it

I missed the homophobia in the Taylor Swift video and didn't agree with the cries of racism. This is terribly cute, though all but one fraternity brother need to really commit to those dance moves!

Mark I like you but I still like the Taylor Swift video forever

I would very much like to know what her work out regimen is so I can confirm that it is way more effort than I'll ever be willing to put in and I should definitely just give up on exercise entirely.

i started typing, scrolled, and you word for word wrote how i feel about her, too.

But this is the whole point of Katniss. Everything that happens is thrust upon her, as a result of her trying to protect her family. She's a heroine in the way anyone can become a heroine - starting from humble beginnings and small choices spiraling into something bigger.

Yes Bill Compton!!

she's not madonna—or any other white woman.

The 'oppressive male gaze' argument always comes up when female pop stars reject modesty, though, no matter what the context is. Is it always "pandering to the male gaze" when a woman is not dressed modestly or being sexual on screen? Are men the only people who like sexuality and nudity? Do women have to cover up and…