That whole Italy trip is incredible. My partner and I laughed so hard at it, we watched it again right after it was over. There are moments when Conan seems to be genuinely irritated and I love it. 

I must be the only person in the world who doesn’t like Martin Short’s Pompous Celebrity schtick. I love his comedy, but the arrogant mean persona...eh. 

What made you despise it so strongly?

Oh, they can certainly sell toys inspired by that. Just not the kind they’re used to.

I think a better question is “Did they just start a trailer with a teaser for the trailer?”

You’re missing my point. Mobility issues was just one example of uncommon edge cases that venues are required to accommodate.

I am not a doctor so I’m not going to start speculating. Here’s a short list: https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/recommendations/underlying-conditions.html. Venues also need to be ADA compliant, and you could also ask “Why would someone with mobility issues want to attend a hardcore show?” Coz they…

As the owner of a venue, I must remind the world at large that there *are* people out there who want to get vaccinated but for one health reason or another are unable to. How do we accommodate them and not punish them further by discriminating or price gouging? And if you are going to make allowances for unvaccinated…

His voice in the interview portion of that sounds...odd. Did he have a stroke?

No, he’s not. 

a) I hate that this loud sausage now calls Austin home

Needs More Dio. 

Oh no! Without these stupid little gold thingies being given out, how will they know who to give the other stupid little gold thingies to?

I watched a lot of it and this morning it hit me how everything landed: it was as though we watched a Tesla corporate show, where they paid the SNL writers to craft sketches for a corporate retreat, complete with including the CEO in everything, and pandering to his pet projects and sense of importance. Throw in some…

I know I’m supposed to be above commenting on physical appearances, but Christ, he has the most punchable puffy smug goddamn face.

Billionaires are just like us! Except they became who they are by blatantly exploiting people and they get away with their vile crimes for decades!

And to think, there was once a time where I couldn’t distinguish between Will Forte and Bill Hader. Well, I knew I liked one and couldn’t stand the other, I just couldn’t get their names straight.

This is...no longer an issue. Lord, Will Forte is so aggressively mediocre. 

Replacement for Amber Ruffin, perhaps, since she’s doing her own show now?

I look forward to him having to state publicly, on the record, that he is broke, in an attempt to defraud his wife of any monetary compensation in the divorce proceedings. 

I don’t think enough attention has been given to how *good* he looked for 80 years old. Seriously impressive.