I, for one, look forward to CameoFestival’s private island exclusive excursion.

To be clear, they denied that he has a heart. 

Wondering if I should do the same. I loved Better Off Ted. But I couldn’t get past like 10 minutes of the first episode of this show. 

This is going to read glib, or possibly sarcastic, but it’s sincere, and I know I will be thoroughly roasted for it.

Get back 30 Rock and this will be perfect for my late night “fuck, I don’t want to sleep...” TV viewing. 

Americans with Egyptian backgrounds make up .078% of America’s population. Man, I had no idea it was that low...

As a first generation Egyptian American born and raised on Long Island, it never even occurred to me that the concept of “representation” could apply to my incredibly specific niche background. So curious to see if any of the weird (possibly more legitimate than the average teenager’s) feelings of being an outsider…

I didn’t know who she was until 3 or 4 years ago when she came to the Out of Bounds Comedy Festival to do her two-person King of Kong musical. Oh man, she’s so good. https://www.kingofkongthemusical.com/

Amber Ruffin is a god damn national treasure. 

It is most definitely clever *and* pointless.

I am tired of actors going on crash diets to lose weight for roles. It’s so unhealthy.

Watching this again, I actually suspect some TelePrompTer intern maybe have just gotten themselves fired. 

This episode has nothing to do with Trump, though...

Oliver was uncharacteristically sloppy and tripping over words in this episode. Wonder if it was rushed and handed to him later than usual.

She didn’t cut the TIE fighter in half, at least not in the trailer. Would have been amazing if she had. More looked like she was jumping out of the way while prepared to deflect laser blasts.

I understand editing out or replacing active sexual predators from productions...but white collar crimes? This is odd. Don’t hire her again if you want, but why go through the trouble of expunging her entirely? 

That is clearly the only way this can end, regardless of the publicized intent.

Probably means “status”, rather than “greed”. It’s conspicuous consumption, in religious form!

You spelled “Hollywood actors” wrong.

I’m going to come back to this one day when I decide to finally attempt pierogi.