Fox News, almost certainly, for the disparity in reporting this and the Mueller investigation, which had similar (technically) results. 

It was somehow a perfect convergence of The Director of Titanic, some over-hyped special effects, and over-hyped 3D. It was all hype, no substance. I saw it. It was utterly forgettable and like Fern Gully on speed. I have absolutely zero interest in the sequels. 

December, 2015:

Fair enough. I guess I’m just a little leery of the manly man press tour they’ve been putting him through. Seems a little too calculated. *shrug*

This guy seems like dude-bro ‘roid rage personified.

Sorry, but I was there. And that’s what happened. Perhaps because I passed out while being processed, they could say they had to keep me overnight? But that’s definitely what happened.

That Kubrick book is incredible, and there is a smaller $15 version as well. 

That Kubrick book is incredible, and there is a smaller $15 version as well. 

Or, as happened to me: go to ER, beg twice to not be admitted, get admitted, have literally *nothing* done during the hospital stay, get released, receive $6,800 hospital bill (my deductible and max out of pocket, because I actually have insurance...)

Good job, idiot.

I sincerely really enjoy this film and Get A Life. I don’t care what anyone says.

“Dear Diary,

One day, this recent Austin chain will go national, and you’ll all have a delicious ethical Chik-Fil-A substitute.

I have never had burnt ends. But considering that my favorite part of bbq brisket is the charred bits, and I have a ravenous sweet tooth, it seems like I really need to have some authentic KC BBQ

Still waiting for him to play Roger Daltrey in a Who biopic. 

We need to unlearn our collective desire to turn professionals into celebrities. Respect and enjoy the work, not the person. We never truly know the person anyway; their public persona is just the product of a manager and a PR firm.

Blink stroke one eight two full stop

I am trying to understand what sort of celebrity courts this paparazzi phenomenon. In contrast, there are plenty of talented, celebrated, famous actors and musicians who are free to just...go about their lives. No one cares. Is it the teen pop idol aspect of some stars? Is it that they have publicists who (at one…

They’re not flying. BritRail, baby. 

Hey Charley, for chrissakes
Do you want to know the truth of it?
I don’t have a husband
He don’t play the trombone

Should I be tipping 20% at bars? I’ve always done a general $1 per drink, $2 if it’s a fancy cocktail, calculation...