This is the strangest application for a Trump cabinet position yet!

I am trying to understand what sort of celebrity courts this paparazzi phenomenon. In contrast, there are plenty of talented, celebrated, famous actors and musicians who are free to just...go about their lives. No one cares. Is it the teen pop idol aspect of some stars? Is it that they have publicists who (at one…

They’re not flying. BritRail, baby. 

Hey Charley, for chrissakes
Do you want to know the truth of it?
I don’t have a husband
He don’t play the trombone

Should I be tipping 20% at bars? I’ve always done a general $1 per drink, $2 if it’s a fancy cocktail, calculation...

When did we start using the abbreviation “presser” and can we please stop it?

Cruz has been desperate to prove that he is a “human” with a “sense of humor” for years. I hate the weasel, but playing along good-naturedly for a few minutes was his best option.

Avatar: Chairman of the Bored. 

I assume this won’t be using Nick Cave’s screenplay?

Seems completely reasonable, appropriate, and nostalgia-inducing. Pretty damn perfect, as corporate branding things go. 

I guess they got Mike Meyers for this film because Steve Coogan wasn’t available? He’s basically doing the Saxondale character. 

Is everyone getting stupider, or have I finally reached an age where trivia that used to be common knowledge are now the mysterious subjects of ponderous think-pieces?

I’m thinking more of the affect the second life of Family Guy had on The Simpsons. 

The first 8 , 4 especially, seasons are really good examples of how to tell a tight complete story in 22 minutes. No moment or detail is wasted. 

Two things: Futurama and Family Guy.

Am I the only person a little put off by the descriptor “Full Color”? 

Which generalizations are you referring to exactly?

Where do we stand on mocking Kanye? Is it really fair for us to make fun of someone with his condition?

This makes so much sense and I can’t believe it’s taken them until now to do it. I mean, come on, it’s the year 2000, guys. Have some common decency. 

God DAMMIT. I was really excited about this service and was just about to pull the trigger on subscribing. Now what?