So...cheese. He eats cheese.

I worried that I was being obnoxious, gleefully cackling with glee...

Well, it was nice having a senator who was good at their job.

I suggest she do her due diligence and familiarize herself with fentanyl.

...the more you want to stab your eyes out.

That’s because it’s true and he’s a wholly irritating presence on radio.

I just assumed he made a phone call, and the person on the other end mistook his excessive nose breathing as something lewd.

You’re right. Purposefully insulting anyone would require acknowledging that someone else exists in the universe.

It’s like he’s constantly playing chicken with decorum and good sense. You can feel the tension in every the micro-pause. Then he just goes for it. Fuck it, why be a decent human who doesn’t turn the focus on himself or his own petty grievances. Ever?

Brubaker? Samurai? Criminal underworld?

A portal. You mean...the edge of the flat surface somehow *magically* connects to the other edge? Such that it would be indiscernible from, say, a sphere?

Did the Simpsons do a Rashomon gag? I don’t remember one, so it was probably after I jumped ship. The Bored to Death one is a wonderfully geeky throw away line, though.

Some of the driest, more useless video content I’ve seen in a long time. Good job...internet?

Am I the only person who, when reading a headline of the form “[Well-Known Title]’s [Less Known Person Name]...”, braces themselves for more revelations of sexual misconduct?

Was that the theme of Rashomon? That’s not how I remember it. *

My first point is that casually asking “Hey can I take out my dick” when there has been no previous indication of sexual interest is never appropriate or something reasonable people should be expected to interpret literally.

Who?

Honestly, I am not sure how (or more importantly why) you are insisting that his actions do not fall under this clause : “...and he is reckless about whether another is present who will be offended or alarmed by his act.” Asking for consent, as a comedian, for something that is so absurd that it seems like it couldn’t…

Indecent exposure is, indeed, illegal.

Wait, she loves and has been friends with this guy who masturbated in front of her sister *20 times*?!