Please forgive the OT post, but a gym owner in Washington D.C., Anne Mathum, is getting horribly dragged on Facebook, Twitter and Yelp for posting her feelings about Ivanka Trump having taken a class in her gym under an alias. Ms. Mathum does not agree with Trump ideologically, and is angry about how his disastrous…

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A copy of the Art of War on the sparsely populated bookshelf is one of the signs that your boss is an asshole and will probably go down in flames within a couple years. Other Required Elements include a collection of porn on his office computer, a couple of bottles of booze in the “file cabinet” next to his desk, a…

Well, I mean...my pregnancy was unwanted, and that baby is now a disaffected teen who does indeed shop at Hot Topic. But other than that, this godawful personal reflection of a white single dude’s sexual failings was a waste of my fucking time. Which, funnily enough, is exactly what I’d imagine sex with him is like.

Also send Mary Berry, Fieri is on his way. Fair trade.

Shorter version: even this asshole thinks trump is an asshole.

Shit, you’re starring your own posts again, aren’t you?

“Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing it shouldn’t go in a fruit salad.”

Oh, a Trump troll grows a conscience all of a sudden?

OMG, you replied! First time I’ve gotten a Kinja blogger to respond to me! What a day!

I know things are just looking like an endless cavalcade of bleakness lately, but it’s moments like this that have been giving me hope. Maybe one of the benefits of the fact that the left has been largely quiescent for so long is that people like Kalanick legitimately don’t know what to when we finally stand up. Maybe…

Seattle for the win. Nordstrom, Costco, Starbucks, Boeing, Amazon, Microsoft, Expedia, these are the big ass companies that are/need to tell cheeto boy to shut the fuck up.

Steve Bannon looks like every description of Wilbur Whately from HP Lovecrafts “The Dunwich Horror.”

Remember when she was on Bethenny’s short-lived talk show?
She says to Bethenny “You’re entitled to your opinion. But you’re not entitled to your own facts.” It seems she no longer believes that.

If you are interested in adopting a pig do some proper research, not asking some random commenter.

Sadly, that will inevitably be the case. At this point, your options are either to find a sanctuary (most of them will call themselves “universities”) or to resign yourself to sending it off to slaughter when it reaches its adult size.

So your saying that kid I bought at the adoption store is going to grow up into an adult? Fuck!!!!

Omg. NOW I’M PICTURING HIM AWKWARDLY “MOUNTING” THE PHOTO AND FEEBLY HUMPING IT ALL HERKY JERKY AND WITH NO STRIDE.

And it’s the 14 year old girls that have to “toughen up,” or if they can’t handle problems with bullies they should just go to a different school (just like women who don’t like getting harrassed at their workplace should just go find another place to work). The bullying suicide problem, solved bigly.