Clutch your pearls any harder and you might finally achieve orgasm.

I’m a parent too, I know that sometimes you have to endure death stares for your kids’ well-being. This was a 747 flying internationally, it had plenty of bathrooms and one with a changing table, which I made good use of when my kid pooped her diaper.

“Getting disinvited doesn’t mean your speech is curtailed, it just means you have to go say your peace somewhere else.”

If any of those people produced the exact same comedy

I gave you a star for the first line. Then I read the second bullshit parargraph and yanked that shit back. Talk about false equivalence. You’re clearly a woman-hating douchebag like Milo because those three women have very little in common except they are comedians and they have done nothing to be judged so…

Bullshit. Hatred, bigotry and advocating violence against others isn’t a viewpoint. And if someone wants to come to home/community/university and espouse that bullshit and pull dangerous stunts like doxxing trans and gay locals they deserve to be met by violence. I don’t have to be tolerant of someone else’s…

Or you could just use google

No problem - as soon as we legislate that:

She did some hard hitting stuff, too, especially in the early years, like the show on Forsyth County in GA, which banned black people. There’s a book on it now that’s pretty good.

I feel bad for her dog.

I half-miss it. “No thank you” on the quacks and pseudo-science, but it was usually good for “laundry-folding background TV.”

Damn, we liberals can’t even enjoy it when we win something.

I’m ride or die Green Party and I was repulsed by stein. She’s a pandering shit head. From her anti-vax and dapl pandering, recount bull, and now Russian ties. She’s done the Green Party a disservice and set them back on a national scale for years. The party once lead by Nader who for all his flaws had firm…

It sucks that people can coerce women into retracting these allegations and having to say shit like “I just wanted a free trip to Chicago” for the rest of their lives.

It’s funny she phrased her sexual orientation’s up for grabs, because so are our pussies now, courtesy partially of all the third party voters.

“We are going to start winning again, and we’re going to win so much.”

I’m hearing this in my head to the tune of: On, Dasher! On, Dancer! On, Prancer, on, Vixen! On, Comet, on, Cupid, on, Donner, and Blitzen!

Can Texas just secede then?

Can we be friends? Please let’s be friends. I really want to be friends with you. I’m Canadian; I can offer political sanctuary.

Are... are you fucking with me?