I’d like to start a gofundme campaign to raise money for daily full page ads in the NY Times and WaPo that simply state:

The president elect says there was voter fraud. Better do a nationwide recount.

I disagree.

To Say Nothing Of the Dog is my favorite book!

WOOT WOOT!

I’m broke, but if I won the lotto, I think I’d donate a whole pile of money to the Innocence Project.

World Chess just wants the check, mate.

I get your point about aiming for the largest target being the most effective use - you can’t just fire a gun randomly, that’s unsafe - but that’s how I’d expect a a SOLDIER to fire their weapon. We expect they fired upon someone because they were ordered to or they were attacked in the course of their job and they…

Oh, we’re not blaming the teachers, we’re blaming the school boards and the for-profit fuckers who have gotten legislative approval to fucking hamstring educators. I’m going to stop now, because this particular rant of mine can go on for HOURS.

Ted Cruz needs to be outed to his parents for his horrible plaid habits.

Tell me about it. Let’s not overlook how the fact that Sen. Peterson is a Black woman impacts this situation. As a Black woman, my ‘tone’ is constantly policed, I’m asumed to be angry or aggressive. I can be right as rain, whispering a question while smizing and still get a comment about my attitude. So ol’ boy can…

The most hypocritical of the bunch have no problem shoving their morality down other people’s throats without care as to the actual harm it can cause. (Looking at you, bishops in charge of Catholic hospitals)

youre thirty-great.

That imperative “APOLOGIZE!” and the end of Drumpf’s tweet just makes me want to scream: “FUCK YOU YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!” then slam the door to my bedroom.

Let’s just say it - what a fucking bitch.

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

Darned kids these days! Get off my ‘puter screen!

Yeah, I got one of these. The stupid katamari came loose and rolled off my coffee table.

Get some Depends. We’re in for a wild ride.

Allegedly the fastest car in the world is car referred to as “My Buddy’s Mustang”. I hear about it at every car show but have yet to lay eyes on it.