kareema
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Are not Komodo dragons’ mouths full of toxic bacteria that will insure that if one bites you you’ll get a death-infection?

I give him 100 points for the relative honesty, but deduct 25,000 points for saying it in the first place.

I hate Libertarians so much. Their policies have the depth of a mud puddle.

Oh god. Whatever. Unless you are whipping them out and showing them to her, the fact is that she’ll see a man’s back standing at a urinal. If she’s a curious girl (and most children are) she might stare (good time to teach a child not to) and look to see a flacid penis mostly covered by a dude’s hands/pants, peeing

To be fair, he’s almost certainly someone with no experience being interviewed for tv who found himself on the spot after an emotional and confusing event and just kind of cobbled together some words. Turns out most of us suck shit at producing sound bites unless we practice. He also said, “it shouldn’t matter what

I’m with the author - I would have wanted to tell the guy he’d been seen, watch him deny it, then say okay, prove it’s not true, drink it all yourself right now. And yes I realize that’s not the right way to handle it, it’s just what I would have WANTED to do.

YOU ARE A BILLIONAIRE. If you want 10 million donated to charity just fucking do it and debate for free you despicable windbag.

The phrase “women’s health issues or something” makes me want to kick him right in his shriveled dick or something.

the Lord demands we forgive, MagPieNorth.

So, forgive my apparent ignorance, but wouldn’t the fact that they continue to very vehemently stress that they’re a ‘religious school’ mean that this is a much worse situation than they’re copping to?

I don't see what their ages have to do with it.

This email scandal is infinitely more interesting than Hillary’s. And by interesting I mean just fucking hilarious.

Don’t. Please.

This, ladies and gents, is why you never shag the drummer.

Maine’s just taking a LePage out of Christie’s book.

Maybe I’m just trying to convince myself that this didn’t really happen, but is it very likely anyone would insert a tampon they found unsealed?

How big do you think grade school playgrounds are?

Always useful when a predator reveals his criteria for potential victims (women with “lifestyles,” meaning they’re black or poor). He’s too much of an ignorant, spoiled little shit to see how obvious his guilt is to everyone else.