She just set herself up to get dragged to dust by Samantha Bee tho

Listen, I am as messy as they come (not dirty, there is a distinction!), but I have the good sense to choose my angles so as not to put my shameful messes on display. The only thing worse than being messy is being stupid. I think it was Winston Churchill who said “I can clean up these piles tomorrow, but you madam,…

The Trump PR machine is really going for the lowest possible of the lowlights lately, isn’t it? I mean, when the best things you can have your family sell about you is that you aren’t Hitler and don’t grope people you might want to rethink your entire life.

I think Ivanka Trump has the capability to be a perfectly level headed intelligent woman but to utter phrases like ‘He has total respect for women’ about her father...like come the fuck on. Stop it.

“I don’t control my fans,but I don’t agree with what they’re doing. I understand what you mean, but there are people out there who maybe went too far. She provoked them.”

Quite! I managed to be sexually assaulted exclusively NOT in bathrooms! But strangely, if someone really did want to, I don’t think a law saying “you can’t go in this bathroom” would stop them. After all, the one saying “you can’t rape people” didn’t bother them much.

Why is it only EVER presented as “men going into the ladies room! Little GIRLS!! WOMEN AND LITTLE GIRLS!!” Anyone can be sexually assaulted. Anyone. Including men. Anywhere. Not just in bathrooms. Stop using me (woman) as a political pawn for bullshit!

Why you mad though

Nah that was a sucker punch or I watch too much hockey. When you wanna fight a guy you ask him if he wants to go. If he obliges ya drop the mitts, square up and go at it. Odor pushed JB first (after what was a legal slide for the past 100+ years) JB came back to get in his face a bit and say WTF, at which point he got…

So, girls get kicked out of prom for showing too much boob, back, or leg, and now also for covering their ENTIRE BODY in a suit. So remember, girls, make sure to look alluring and feminine, but not TOO alluring, or you’re a slut. Not alluring enough, and you’re a freak of nature and a “mistake.” Make sure to subtly…

But don’t actually fuck them. Or at the very least, don’t bear their spawn.

So many are so quick to shrug this off as “it’s a Catholic school, they get to tell you how to dress”. Nobody’s saying it was illegal or threatening court action here. They’re saying it was a shitty thing to do and calling out the school over it. The school gets to make the rules, and people get to tell them they’re…

Seriously? Conservative assholes have no issue with people dressed like this going to prom, but god forbid a woman wear a tux? Thank god most people in fashion are liberals.

I almost scored with one down in Florida last year, but it swam away at the last second. Such a manatease.

Listen, I am not judging HER. I am judging THEM. The BOTH of THEM. It doesn’t fucking matter if she’s happy or if he’s happy. A child’s not a pair of perfectly fitting jeans or suede desert boots. It is a living human being! A child’s happiness should ALWAYS be put above the happiness of its parents.

Plus this is my first time on this webpage

Looks like his racist murderer slush fund is finally drying up.

Zimmerman is auctioning off the gun he killed Trayvon Martin with as an item of “historical importance”.

I didn’t act like this teenager when I was a teenager.