I actually have a bad/good story about a bitch of a roommate I had. She left in the middle of the semester to live elsewhere (she had zilch money-managing skills and even less self-control), and left me footing the rent alone for the rest of the semester.

About jessie: what a self-entitled little bitch.

If the asshats from the NRA start in on how this could have been prevented if EVERYFUCKINGBODY had guns, I might go postal.

I don’t know about years, but I sure like not having freezer burn on meat as expensive as it is these days.

I don’t know about years, but I sure like not having freezer burn on meat as expensive as it is these days.

Uh.... having mental issues is NOT the same as being deranged. The fact that you are characterizing him or people like him as thus is the same damned mindset as these cops.

CILANTRO LIBELZ!!!!!1!!!

It’s Lyme disease.

That would mean that you think shrub is capable of that level of empathy.

He drank almost as much water as Rubio, too.

I went to a link someone posted about the boy who made a clock that got his school all riled up thinking it was a BOMB!!!

As someone else said elsewhere, why bother stopping an idiot when they’re digging themselves in deeper?

I thought it was more of a “blobfish brought up from the depths too quickly” kind of a face.

I got to meet him once. He’s totally amazing.

Congratulations. You made spelling, grammar, and punctuation mistakes all in one breath.

Spell-check is your friend. Try it.

Me too.

Made me think of an entitled woman when I worked for the Census. I called her to ask about a home and she asked me, “Where again is it? I have nine vacation homes and they’re SO hard to keep straight.”

So where was Genifer/Jennifer, donnie?

That’s all he could come up with? Weak. Very weak.

So nothing about the asshat who texted him? Wow. This is a whole new victim-blaming type of scenario.