[yawn]

Such a sad little person.

Reading comprehension is a good thing. What part of ‘lemonade and iced tea’ has the alcohol in it?

Boring colors.

Boring colors.

The commenter was talking about everyday, foreseeable trips. Yes, things can happen where you might have the dog in the car when you normally wouldn’t. But (hopefully) not every single bloody trip.

But it’s safety glass (or should be). Safety glass doesn’t break in shards.

Just another boring trollette, is ck.

Got Blather?

“wishfulthinking” is a great name for you.

Why? And who made you the Judge Of What Other People Should Wash?

I’m sorry you’re so concerned about someone else’s life.

Stupid, apples-to-oranges comment.

hmmmm.... do you notice your co-workers rolling their eyes at your judgmental comments? You might want to put a sock in it.

Note to person: I wear flipflops 99% of the time, and because of that, my feet are callused. Doesn’t bother me or my SO, and if you’re weirded out by it, tough shit.

Who are YOU to tell me what to do because you’re weirded out by something?

1. Shampoo. No cream rinse needed.

Bathing daily isn’t necessary and and people can’t tell the difference.

Get over it. The soap has reached that part of their body. No biggie.

I’m glad you’re doing better, and I’m glad you broke up *before* the wedding, not during or after....

Our school librarian read this to the 5th and 6th graders, and they LOVED it. It was fun watching them go from “Ew, facial deformity” to “WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!!” in a chapter. And you gotta love a book that gets that age totally spellbound in it - no fidgeting or whispering at all.