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Stall pissing is not cool. Don’t stall piss.

To make things a little more clear: on NES Tetris, pieces almost instantly get stuck to the stack. You don’t have the long grace period of more recent Tetris games that allow you to slide the piece around on the stack. Also, the horizontal speed of the pieces when you hold a direction is very poor compared to the…

Basically he scored zero crickets when he could have scored so many crickets. Actually the other team cricketed him, if you can believe that. He’s lucky his team doesn’t fine him 15 crickets, and Pepsi drops him from receiving any further crickets. 

Mike Moustakas charged in from third base for a bare-handed play.

This was followed up by the reporter asking how many he sank, to witch Dwight grinned widely and replied, “Bofa.”

What does comparing the failure rate of umpires to that of players establish? They don’t have the same job. The game requires the failure of players, in order for there to be strikeouts. The game does not require the failure of umpires.

No prob! Plunk down the money for a big piece of land, pay someone to build you a track, and then let whoever you want on it!

Yeah, I’m not reading all of that.

Ocean. A thousand times, the ocean. There is nothing in space. It’s literally just space. I guess, unless you’re Zaphod, it can make you feel shitty due to it’s scale, but if you went up in a rocket you would be able to experience the moon, maybe mars (I’d like to point out that these are not space. They are planets.…

Yeah, this is all fun and games and meme and lulz and feels. For now.

But let’s say it does in fact “come home” and England becomes a feel-good story. “Wow, they haven’t won in over 50 years not to mention all the heartache and disappointment along the way, good on them!” they’ll say, and then more memes will arise for…

“I can’t afford to pay for a $100 bus ticket every break.”

The thought of shuffling my Switch around on it’s buttery soft backside to form bananas is triggering my OCD for keeping my consoles in mint condition. Scratches everywhere!

Nah, watching professional golfers fail is amazing, especially since it’s only once a year. If every tournament was like this it would suck, but making them look like me at my local muni is extremely satisfying for those of us who need a five iron to hit a shot the pros would use a pitching wedge on.

Nor is Tanooki Mario

You got pretty much every part of that wrong, sorry to say. Pittsburgh had a lead. Arizona hit two Pittsburgh batters in short succession. Pittsburgh (still with lead) plunked an Arizona batter in retaliation, which sparked Arizona’s comeback.

That’s a designed play right? Perfect for that situation, 1st and third, 2 puts, lefty pitcher. Steal at same time, trip and fall in front of pitcher, get yourself in a rundown worst case and runner at third scores. Or they’re just very lucky...

The “driver”. Next question.