Love the cop in the back laughing his ass off and making no attempt to help.

It’s a little early in the day/week to be this drunk/stupid.

What kind of swanky hotels are people staying in that cost $1000+/night? I can’t imagine I’ve ever paid more than $200-300 for a night in NYC around Broadway/Times Square in a 1-bedroom. I imagine booking two would be $400+ and not $1500+.....??!

“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager

He did. It spawned one of my favourite comments of all time on here. Sorry, can’t remember who said it

I loved this one. I’ve loved them all. They’re just so ridiculously over the top it’s hilarious to me. Anywhere but Vegas and it would be dumb, but it just works for Vegas, because who doesn’t love a show in Vegas? My wife was all “Oh this is ridiculous, just play the game ...” and I’m just laughing louder and longer…

Hell, I ran a background check on my husband before our first date.

So... based on the size of the racquet how big do you think Chomp’s Chain is?

The driver admitted that she was looking at her smartphone instead of the road. This accident was completely the driver’s fault. Next case.

He says he’s doing it for parents and their kids. The fans he’s angered worry that he’s selling out. …

Let me get my flame retardant gear on first. Here it goes. I enjoyed the arcade physics of Porsche Unleashed, and drift mode in NFS Underground was fun.

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

Angels should go for broke, play Ohtani every game, sign Bryce Harper and Kevin Durant.

french fries are also a delivery vehicle for the frosty

100% of the fish die after being released.

They used a screenshot of Grumble Volcano for Bone Dry Dunes. LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE.

It looks like Michael getting pulled down to Toon Town

I feel personally attacked

I don’t have any unique expertise here (though in my early 20s I lost about 100lbs which I’ve more or less kept off), but I’m going to disagree with you strongly on #4. It is LITERALLY all about calories in versus calories out, in that, if you’re burning more energy than you’re consuming, your body physically must do…