Here you go. I forgot the details, myself

Toronto:

The runner-up headline for this blog was Bison Yeets Child Into Oblivion

Bah, Speed Racer is a great movie. It’s a lot of fun. 

you know, the cropped presentation of the padres logo is just a little... off. 

The dumbest Salty Waitress question yet

just looked them up. holy shit you weren’t exaggerating.

The easiest way to tell is that it’s in his hands. Players don’t typically use other players’ hockey sticks (the proper name is a hockey “wand,” FYI). But if you zoom in you can also see his name engraved on the handle.

Twisted Mario

...since it implies a deficiency

“I want chicken nuggets and a beer”

I can’t find a clip, but I am just thinking of the proposal from The Slammin’ Salmon.

Every single hot taek ever should end with:

When I pay cash what I like to do is put the money under a table leg, then dash out of the restaurant as quickly as possible.

So, uh, the engineer of these door mirrors chimed in on a recent Jalopnik Silverado design-bashing article. Wouldn’t be surprised if he chimed in here.

I don’t actually care whether or not they sign him, but as a person who lives in Toronto I greatly look forward to a time when I don’t have to constantly hear about whether or not he will sign.

Jesus christ we are so insanely germ phobic. Millions (yes, millions, about 6 million in fact) of people fly every day. What percentage of those have ice? Even if it’s 10%, that’s 600k a day, or 219,000,000 a year. How many of those people are getting seriously ill from airplane ice? If it was more than a handful,…

Have you tried Titanfall 2? It’s still a phenomenal game. 

What is a button up tee? A Henley-type shirt? Because if it is, that’s actually number 1. If it’s something else I’ve never heard of, fuck it.