Not defending his decision, but maybe you all should do your due diligence instead of jumping to conclusions. I’m shocked the writer didn’t even put forth effort to actually learn more, he’d be shocked to know that he could easily find all the answers to his question and more.

Kenyon Martin, the African-American former basketball player, has Chinese tattoos all over his body.

I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough!

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

I’m getting tired of seeing Youtubers cry about how their golden goose is dead, and now they want people to jump on Patreon to support their lifestyle.

Then don’t read Deadspin. Stay off anything connected to Kinja. Or your social media sites, forget about those. Fuck it, stay off the internet. Don’t watch TV, don’t listen to the radio. Stay indoors, with noise cancelling headphones, in the bathroom, with the water running.

Kenan Thompson is so consistently funny you sometimes forget how good he is. He’s great at being the lead character in a sketch and he can also show up as a side character and steal the scene.

Finally, I can live out my professional dreams!

I don’t need a quiz, I already did! Along with Takashi Tezuka.
The best part of it, is that THEY asked for a picture with me, before I had the chance of asking them.

I really don’t understand what the big goddamn deal about having to use your phone for voice chat, setting up matches, etc., is. Everyone has their phone all the time. That’s why Nintendo did it this way. And voice chat is what it’s for! Why is it such a big fucking hassle for everyone to use it for this?? It…

You could just report on this without the dripping condenscension. It costs Nintendo little to port already released games and I’m glad to see they’re still doing so.

Ahhh there’s the unhinged take I was hoping for.

That was a lot angrier than it needed to be.

Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

*looks up from her Three PSN apps* Huh?

Not that good at Tetris, eh?

At long last, the time has come for pitchsporks.