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Ignatius J. Reilly
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There are Book Offs in the U.S. There are a couple of locations here in Honolulu and I’ve been told there are some in the L.A. area as well.

Jason I’ve heard you say on a previous podcast the Playstation was your first console but now all of a sudden you “grew up playing Super Mario World.” How does that work?

Calm down, nerd. No one around here gives a shit. This might get a better reaction when you tell it at the Walkabout Creek bar.

Still looks better than Air Race: 1933

This is so cool. You write some fantastic articles, Brian. Thank you.

You know he meant Prime 4. But congrats on continuing your insufferable post streak.

It’s jif.

That’s a fair point, I’m sorry.

Nah you were ultimately right. The OP was being a bit silly and they didn’t put out Zelda titles yearly on their handhelds.

I kind of feel like your entire argument is you want to buy one more head set for your Switch?

Four Swords and Minish Cap were on Game Boy Advance, Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks were on DS.

I just came here to say I love Videoball.

I understand your point but I think you’re holding onto your identity as gamer too tightly. If you watch one TV show, you still watch TV. There’s levels to this shit, for sure, but let it go.

Wolfenstein is published by Bethesda.

Don’t worry bud I know you’re a real OG Wipeout-head. Based off that great Hackers reference and the way you keep using butthurt. A corny term you feel gives you some authenticity on this young whipper snapper game blog thingy.

Awesome, I like the idea of the smart phone app. It will reinforce the idea of gaming on the go and keep my nephews from having to get messages from weirdos like they do on Xbox Live and PSN.

It’s coming out on Switch too, isn’t it? Any reason you left that out of the article?

I mean, if he can suck his own dick I think that is worth congratulating.

We’ve got to come up with a better way to describe games than to constantly compare them to Dark Souls. Literally the first two articles on here right now.

Has Joe read this article? I’m curious as to if it will at least get him to change his couch etiquette. I can’t formulate why people enjoying things I don’t, while giggling, and being sprawled out on the couch irritates me. Like, if you can’t enjoy this invisibly please just sit up properly.