He's suing her for "...shame, mortification, hurt feelings, embarrassment, and humiliation", AKA the topics of every single song he's ever written?

Lindy, you MISANDRIST

I have lived in Texas my entire life. It's in the 70s and 80s and sunny this week. I've seen snow like 3 times in my life, all on trips out of town. In two weeks, I'm relocating to New Hampshire. How fucked am I?

Besides all the racist shit, he kept on saying he was late for a game of Monopoly.

"How To Chose A College Major"

Dude, criticizing religion is fine by me. Criticizing religious people for decisions they make based on their religion is also fine. Criticizing religious people blindly just because they are religious is not okay, especially when it involves not actually paying attention to what they're saying.

How about we all just do whatever the f*** we want and stop worrying about whether our choices and lifestyles align with the latest privileged writer's trend piece on All the Things Women Are Doing Wrong.

Look, I'm an atheist - and someone that is an atheist after being brought up in a crazy hyper religious home with seven kids.

Body shaming: only ok when it's someone whose beliefs you don't agree with. Sorry, Duggar!

Why, Jezebel? Seriously, fuck you. Disagree with her all you want, I certainly do, but for a site that claims to support body positivity you are a bunch of hypocrites. Good for her for feeling good about herself. This article just makes you look petty and sad, which is happening more and more often on here.

I'm not Christian so I'm not exactly an expert on the bible, but isn't the message supposed to be more along the lines of "hate the sin, love the sinner" than "hate the sin, shun the sinner and deny him/her basic goods and services"?

Simple version: The South seceded because of slavery, the North went to war because the South seceded.

Huh. I thought the only n-word ESPN vigilantly avoided using was "NHL"

But he's half right: Lincoln's role in ending slavery is largely mythologized. The principal reason that the North declared war on the South was that the Confederacy had made off with land and resources belonging to the US government. Slavery was the factor that caused the South to split, but the Union didn't declare…

Related story: in college I interned in the U.S. Senate, and part of my job was to give constituents tours of the Capitol (this was pre-9/11, sadly these intern-led tours don't exist anymore).

I dont agree with drunk driving, but where the hell will it end?

I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume kinja is acting up, but if you're dismissing comments because they interfere with your pithy snark, well.. I dunno, that's kinda lame.

What a ridiculously judgmental comment. I may be a "cultural follower", as you say, but at least I don't group entire people without knowing anything about them beyond the one commonality between them.

I like cats, so I got a cat tattoo. 11 years later I still like cats, in fact, I'm pretty sure I'm always going to like cats.