I really hope they do! I'm glad your dad managed to break the cycle himself.

Word. My mom literally called me a whore when I told her I was pregnant. I didn't even have to ask about getting an abortion. We'd literally picketed abortion clinics when I was a small child. I also was told they would not help or support me if I kept the child. I ended up placing my daughter for adoption under a lot…

F**k society. They did not come rescue me from child abuse. Everyone just watched it happen. Double f**k them

Hmm, anything else going on right now in Venezuela?

I want to time travel and hug the children you were, and I want to regular travel and shake the hand of the adult you have become.

Of course, Lipnitskaia is professional athlete, not a baby.

Exactly. When I was 20-something, my apartment didn't reflect my tastes at all because I made $11,000/year and my whole apartment was furnished with really really cheap shit or hand-me-downs that my mom didn't want. If I had a huge model salary I would have been able to buy really new nice furniture and it probably…

A. We take turns choosing.
B. His motto is "love the one you're with".
C. Boxer briefs, everyone's happy.
D. There's a reason I'm self-employed.

My great grandmother had to marry so that someone could support her. I have no such need, so my sex DOES have a way lower value. In fact, it has whatever value I place on it, which is almost nothing. Since I don't need it to eat or be safe or even happy, I'm really not convinced this is a bad thing.

Today, I went to a wedding party for a guy friend I used to have a huge thing for... I then came home and sang the Frozen soundtrack to myself, using a beer bottle as a microphone.

Aside from a good beer selection and clean bathrooms, the only thing I desperately want from a sports bar is for men to stop asking if I need someone to explain the rules of the game or "testing" me on my sports knowledge.

If people don't want to be discriminated against because of their religion, then they can't discriminate against others because of their religion. It's really that fucking simple, but apparently Kansas lawmakers can't figure that out.

I can't be the only one that finds Martin Starr DEAD FREAKIN' SEXAY, right?

"Hey, Fatty. You need to lose weight. You're unhealthy. But only lose the right amount of weight. You lost too much. You're unhealthy. Weigh what I think you should weigh."

He rescued me.

I am already a binge reader, but crappy books suck.

"But for readers? It's hard to see the downside."

"Get him away from the children!" Putin

Keeping your face calm probably did help you stave off fatigue, absolutely! Man, I DO love swimming = you are awesome.