nah but we know what 3 nfl championships (what superbowls were called before) and being the only franchise to beat lombardi (the guy who the trophy is named after) in championship play feels like.

"Hey, there's fans of a team that isn't my favorite team fighting unfairly! And it's a different city! That must mean that city has awful people and fans. Because everyone knows no one in my city would ever ever do these things!"

I hope this increases sales of Sherman Alexie's books. He's a damned good writer.

There is nothing in this world more ugly than someone who wants to prevent a person from reading a book or trying to ban one. Usually they're ill-informed pearl clutching busybodies who haven't even read the text in question. It's one of the most small minded little evils.

*smiles as he watches clips 1974 through 1975*

This ad will always capture what the cup means best...

Psyched up penguin's baby: "I want to be Sidney Crosby."

I like to bring up this fact whenever that snowball BS is mentioned, but that incident was so long ago, it occurred before the moon landing.

It is absolutely amazing how many Blackhawk fans don't understand why Seabrook was suspended.

On the same topic, a big fuck you to that creepy old man who told me to "oh smile, it's not that bad!". I was suffering from depression that time. Of all the times I have gotten this line, it's always old men. Always.

Oh god, dude. What the hell does this have to do with a Sienna getting hit by a concrete truck?

Sadly, the real problem here isn't the easy availability of weapons, it's the lack of availability of the kind of decent psychiatric care that would have identified this person as a having problems and tried to get him some help before all this happened. I speak from experience, though I've never stabbed anyone. When…

Classic Hextall

Because Ron Hextall was the fucking man.

Clarke...

Gagne was the man

I went to Lolla in 2010. Never again, man. The crowd was 40% suburban high school students getting drunk for the first time, 40% graduates of suburban high schools who now reside in Wicker Park or Lincoln Park doing molly for the first time, 5% people who hopped the fence, and 15% people who want to listen to the…