I'm an English major and I totally understand. Policies are not creative writing, I'm not sure why you think that would be hard for me to recognize.

Bitch, I have a child with Down syndrome, too. She's awesome, and I wish more people would realize that life with this chromosomal disorder isn't a horrible thing. But every time you start spewing your verbal diarrhea about Trig's "right to life" I want to knock your teeth out!

So glad you caught the grammar. That is my biggest pet peeve. I feel like sharing this with her

Worst of all:

Give the media some time, it'll come back to Philly somehow...

Doesn't make the editorial staff of The Believer look very good, either; I'm pretty sure the word they're looking for there is "illicit."

Been keeping an eye on this thread. Abortion clinic worker here.

I've found it pretty much humanely impossible to have all of the compassion required to hear story after story of why women get their abortions. I firmly believe no one needs to tell me their story, it's none of my business. I knew what I was signing up…

Look, I know that we're all supposed to hate Kimmy for being an annoying attention whore, but she manages to keep herself in the news cycle 24/7, and has done so for several years, with our consent. If you want to be mad at somebody, be mad at the media—and the rest of America, for that matter—for keeping her antics…

I guess you've never heard about the opening of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring?

He named his children after two people who were fucking each other?

I think if you look at our history - making abusive behaviors illegal HAVE allowed abused people to get out of abusive relationships. Previously, marital rape was not illegal. Previously, a beaten spouse who went to the hospital had no recourse (legal, social, otherwise) to get out of the relationship. Now, because…

You can suck all 217 of McCoys yards. EAGLES

That is the ugliest F'ing purse Regina George has ever seen.

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The same way we have to come up with a different word for panties when men bitch about forgetting to set their FF starting line up and take Rodger's out as QB before TNF and then their second string QB nets 38 points and how we have to hear you tell the travesty to every friend you encounter the entire weekend.

I'm going to pretend they're BSG fans.

Diane also goes around the country throwing temper tantrums when men try and open the door for her. She has abortions at eight months and three weeks. And she files false rape complaints by the score.

Arrgh!! Number 4 is one of my pet peeves! "Shakespeare" did not say that, he had one of his characters, Polonius, say that. And Polonius was a pompous, ridiculous, pea-brained fool! His "advice" to Hamlet was a joke, and yet people quote that line like Jesus himself said it! (In fact, I read once where a majority of…

Christ this reads like an early 2000s high school student's AIM profile.