There’s a difference?! I literally just thought people that spelled it with two e’s were spelling it wrong. Oops.

Never was there finer proof that money doesn’t buy class.

Having dignity conflicts with having a reality show.

Member of shitty family is accused of doing shitty things.

#TeamNoOne

Spent 2 hours at a kid’s birthday party with both a Ryker and a Bowden. Lotta white crammed into those 2 names.

At least there isn’t some extraneous y in there. Like Mykenna. Or McKynna. Mickynna. Myckinna. It could be worse. I just made a birthday cake for a little boy named Caelann. Why? Why do you do this?

Of course this Makenna describes herself as a daughter of Christ.

The sheer amount of support that Trump — adulterous, sacrilegious, philandering bigoted Trump — from right-wing American Christians just shows how morally bankrupt and empty modern US evangelical culture is. They’ve basically turned into an auxiliary of the Republican National Committee, with no consistent values or…

...If you responded to libtard with, “I’m crazy retarded for LIBERTY!” how would they respond? We must test this!

Our President didn’t serve in the military or public service, but he has a Hollywood star! Eat that, libtards!!

Can someone in Hollywood please find Milla Jovovich’s star and pay nothing but respect for MY resident (evil)? Thanks.

“#RaisedRight”

I assume Eric said thank you out of relief that he and Ivanka get a short break from wiping things off Trump’s star.

A photo of a woman on her knees cleaning = support for Trump. I guess she’s staying on brand..

Donald Trump has been married three times.

/reads story

Fat shaming doesn’t really apply in this case, because Chris Christie is a literal Fat sack of Shit. The normal rules don’t apply here.

One thing I’m not seeing anywhere is a head count on how many “patriots” showed up. 10? 15? Did they bring their own beer or was it provided by the Sons of the 3% of Something or Other? How drunk was junior when he shot his leg? Most importantly, will the gun be OK?