I mean, could always be worse. It could have actually come inside the house.

Jessica McClintock forever!

Dr. Anabelle Watercress, M.D. That way you can say “Dr. Anabelle to the living room, stat.”

All of this looks...just awful. Nebulous and directionless and awful.

“I’m straight-edge. My interest in SexCoven is exclusively anthropological.”

Cute!

HEY i tried to get an iud this afternoon but apparently i have a FORTRESS for a cervix. 

I honestly don’t get the excuses for Mariah’s behaviour. Yup she’s got an amazing voice, but what has she really done lately music wise? I’d have more tolerance for her if she was using her down time to do some good, but she just seems to waft around in a cloud of self entitlement. Divas gotta diva, but at some point…

Playing some video games naked on the couch with my husband. You?

Team Will Ferrell. Even when he’s saying something that’s not complimentary he manages to seem really nice. Also I loathe lateness.

Go on...

As someone who was on set that day....everything he’s saying is true. Watching the playback the next day was astounding. She had a few more demands that I’m surprised he didn’t mention.

Howard Stern had a really good interview with Alec Baldwin a few months back who said when Trump speaks it seems he’s always reaching for a better word and simply fails each time.

We have friends inside the White House that have told us over the past month they’re getting more concerned about his emotional state

So much of Kevin Malone can be used as a metaphor for the Orange One’s administration.

The only think I find hard to believe is that the Donald Trump they claim they knew for 10 or so years was not the current guy.

“Watched low rated @Morning_Joe for first time in long time. FAKE NEWS. He called me to stop a National Enquirer article. I said no! Bad show”

I think he has some form of dementia. If you compare interviews he’s done in the past his vocabulary was larger and there was way less word soup. There is something physically wrong with him. It doesn’t excuse his attitude toward women.

It literally took me 5 seconds to find this video of someone shooting through three phone books with a Desert Eagle: