I think that sounds like a texture nightmare lol. But thank you for the suggestion.

Yup. There’s a big difference between passively showing a dog the back of your hand to approach and sniff if they want to, versus shoving your palm in their snouts.

I hope they dig up a bunch of her statements and “alternative facts” and allllll the news - like the family brawl at at BBQ a few years ago - as evidence of her reputation not being sullied by this retracted op-ed. Even bring in the “Jesus was busy” comment. How do you know he was busy? Did you ask him? Did you defame…

Will this horrible woman never go away?

$75,000? Momma needs a (few) new pair of shoes.

I had a dog that needed to sniff you before she would let you approach, she seemed to like when people would extend their hands for her. But a) people absolutely always needed to ask first, and b) extending a hand is different than shoving a hand at them. I can imagine that other dogs might not like that though, which…

This. I had another jezzie jump down my throat for mentioning I felt really bad for DeMario as facts were coming out. I always want to give the victim the benefit of the doubt but I also want to hear all the facts before I start casting stones.

Yeah, I am side-eyeing her for saying she is a victim, but not being clear about what or who she is supposed to be a victim of. I think she knows exactly what she is doing and it’s really, really ugly.

Demario seemed like kind of a dick on Rachel’s season, but I am glad he is using this opportunity to point out the racial factors that fed into all this and that as a black man he felt he had to make sure the cameras were following so he didn’t automatically look like the sexually aggressive black guy taking advantage…

I saw a preview of DeMario’s interview. I think it was over the top and cheesy, from what I saw, but I mean of course it will be for TV and that demo. But I think I am on his side here. I think that its really unfortunate that it is automatically assumed that he is a perpetrator of sexual assault and I think that…

It can always be worse. They may adopt the “mommy” identity. Goddammit I hate that word.

The amount of times I’ve seen “mother to xx, wife to xx” in the Instagram “about me” taglines is insane.

Am I the only one who gets super creeped out by women who so thoroughly adopt the “mom” identity that it may as well be their name? That shit ain’t right.

“YOU don’t have an expiration date...so why should we?”

I always preferred Dannon but I never realized it was because my uterus is a useless barren wasteland.

“Yoplait: I mean fuck, at least you’re feeding them, right?”

If a bear mauls you in the woods, and no one is around to record it, did it really happen?

Tommy Callahan? Big Tom Callahan’s son?

Even worse is the name: Melanotan.

Injectible? Holy shit does that sound like a bad idea. But then again, the enormous tissue expanders in her breasts and the desire to have the same thing put into her butt so that she can expand that too would indicate that this particular woman has never met a bad idea that she didn’t like.