Milwaukee is super systematically racist.  The neighboring counties are more outwardly racist, though those people are also many of the people who go to Summerfest.

and it's Milwaukee which is racist AF

I am up for any combination of Warren/Harris/Castro.

This is absolute bs. SummerFest has had amazing Black artists perform before and the audience is NOT to blame. It’s the goddamn bozos hired for security- and in WI, they are bozos.

A chopped kale caesar salad. Joe Biden, whole, roasted.

Adam Scott, you magnificent beast.

If this trend continues, expect Ted Cruz and Retta to find themselves in Twitter beef next.

I know I am a bitch but I just want to know who the dad is...

I mean I do not shave my pubic area but I do shave my legs so it is relevant to me; I don’t understand the confusion here?

“Goofus says that families should be separated at the border, but Gallant knows that it is a violation of human rights to punish asylum seekers by keeping them in inhumane conditions.”

I was thinking something more along the lines of Goofus and Gallant (“Goofus separates families and detains children--even people who are legally seeking asylum! Gallant treats immigrants with respect and dignity because he isn’t an abomination.”)

Find the toothbrush and bar of soap in this picture. /s

That dog does better winged eyeliner than me

Okay, but can we talk about Reese Witherspoon's new puppy for a while? 

I hope some news channel gets the accused server on the air and she just goes “I say this with great respect: Number one, he’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, ok?”

I read this on my phone and couldn’t wait to respond to the “what about me’s”. You worked hard and paid of your student loans? Congrats on having the financial capital that allowed you to crawl out from that financial burden. What about the parents that scrimped and saved every penny so that their children didn’t have…

Fuck those people. I paid off my student loans early, because I was in a position to do so (one of the few intelligent financial decisions I’ve ever made). I still think that these are great proposals because they help other people escape crippling debt. We should be looking at how to make the world a better place for…

This is a bill aimed at alleviating a massive economic crisis churning through the lives of ordinary Americans. It’s not to make everything nicey-nice, even-Steven, here’s the money back for your college if you were lucky enough to pay your way.

And 90% of the objections to this will consist of, “No fair! You can’t have something good if I don’t get something good too!”