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SpookyKara
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Gay dude here. I was OBSESSED with this guy at the gym in college. Gorgeous, blonde, and drove around with a geriatric golden retriever in the back of his pickup truck. Legit snack. One day he saw me stretching (I begged my mother to let me take gymnastics and dance classes and wear lycra as a child—ahem—shoutout to

God this is so cringy. I was 19 and needed to look super, extra hot and sexy and attractive for my new bf, so after reading one incredibly dumb article in Cosmo, I followed their advice to shave - ummm, his initial - uh - down there. I spent a good twenty minutes perfecting it in the mirror and felt super sexy and

Do I carry the strap on my sloping shoulder and it constantly slides off and I have to grab the bag before it falls or I’m pinching it between my arm and body and if it’s a heavy bag I’m leaning to one side?

That’s awful for you.  Do you mind if I ask, was he embarrassed or convinced you didn’t need them?

She's female. They wont be looking.

Cardi is racist against black women (calling us roaches) transphobic, hates lesbians and a member of a violent gang but she supports a disgusting misogynist who tried to send nuclear waste to my mostly Hispanic neighborbood , so God Bless her?

Look for the court documents until the end, are on Variety, there are pages and pages of pictures of her with missing hair, bruises, text messages of Depp calling himself lunatic or savage apologizing or his associates that all were informed that he punched her or kicked her or sent messages between each other showing

As a domestic abuse victim, and you know, a non-psychopath, it fucking enrages me to see for how long Johnny Depp’s abuse was coddled by people around him and how many people including his exes, managers, whatever, came out of the woodwork to protect him, lie for him, and excuse his abuse publicly when most of them

Can I just say HELLS YES to them having James Earl Jones do Mufasa again?? No one else would have EVER compared.

In my mind, Arya is still like 12 so I don’t want to imagine her fucking anyone. Brienne needs to stay away from the sister fucking Kingslayer. The guy has deep rooted emotional and psychological issues. Go with Tormund. A guy with the last name Giantsbane is bound to be packing. 

Recasting James Earl Jones as Mufasa was the best decision. I’ve not watched any of the other Disney remakes, but I’m sold on this one.

I thought Beyonce was Nala, not Sarabi.

God bless the political genius of Taylor Swift.

Haha holy shit! I startle easily and if I was your mom at that moment, I would have screamed bloody murder and had a heart attack. Not sure I’d recover from that. This is great!

Ease up on Mike. He just finished his own stadium concert tour, and he donated 114000 dollars to a cause that he respects. He can say anything he wants.

This is their fourth baby. I think they just like throwing parties and having all their loved ones over. They don’t really seem to do gifts outside of little baby outfits.

I can’t believe I know this, but I think this is their fourth.

Taken no steps to remedy” is just factually incorrect though. She’s very honest about past ignorance and educating herself.

That NYT article deserves an article of its own for some of its insanity and the how easy the writer is on these BS responses. Sounded like a profile written by ENews.