Don’t I know it! I cancelled my wedding when my outspoken feminist ex-fiancee pointed a gun at me.

lol keep trying MN’s CD5 is one of the most left-leaning places in the state. 

I mean, it was rhetorical. But thanks.

Hi, Minnesotan here. Al Franken fucking broke my heart, but why the fuck is this coming up again? Eight women came forward. I have a feeling he resigned before an ethics hearing because there would have been more.

Fuck this article and the suggestion that these were mistakes and not abuses. You don’t make the same…

dude, its okay if you don’t like her, but maybe talk to your therapist instead of a celeb gossip site?

Or someone who is being honest with the trauma they’ve faced. Most people sweep it under the rug, I’m glad she’s honest and open about it. It makes me feel like I can be honest and open about my trauma.

I loved Howler Monkey noises lol

Trauma + bad communicators = Shouting on top of each other. Seems legit.

Ugh this sounds like a movie right down to the part about the babies being twins but not biologically related.

The first time I felt fireworks was when I developed a crush on a regular customer at the coffee shop I worked at. He was cute and friendly, and when he would walk into the store I couldn’t breathe and my knees would buckle. I would feel like my vision blurred and my hands would shake. I was super extroverted at the…

I felt that way, but I also thought it was super appropriate for a bunch of young teens boys trying to figure out how to deal with dating and the impact it has on their dynamic.

ugh this conversation was painful to watch.

Meanwhile, a dude in Wisconsin just got 150 days in jail for clogging toilets. In case you were wondering the value of women in the judicial system, its less than toilets.

I hate cold shoulder tops. And I like my shoulders.

But this isn’t what her complaint was. Her complaint was that they were sold to someone who bullied her. Which I 100% believe that Scooter Braun would bully her. I wouldn’t put it past anyone in the recording industry to be anything other than a complete asshole.

Ariana posted a countdown in her stories for when she’ll be reunited with Piggy Smalls.

Even if I think Marianne Williamson is batty, I did appreciate her tweet about needing to learn Spanish. I’m so sad we will not get an episode of Veep that includes Selina Meyer trying to learn Spanish for debate prep.

I move into her district from the neighboring one in two months, and I am so excited that she will represent me.

English is her second language. Eat a bag of dicks.

So who do you think won the Dem Debates if this was your lunch