Unless you have a serious green thumb, your cute little midget tree is going to be dead within a month. Just sayin.

Unless you have a serious green thumb, your cute little midget tree is going to be dead within a month. Just sayin.

Perhaps if you stop yelling, you’ll be able to sneak away.

Give it a rest, pal.

Seek help.

There are still a multitude of ways in which Apple is being mean to its customers. This is merely a drop in the bucket.

More City fans in this comment section than there are in all of Manchester.

PFA Team of the Year is voted on by the players. FYI.

I wasn’t expecting to be convinced of this tactic...and yet here we are. Death to bees!

This is so, so awesome.

What happens when I miss and fall on my ass though? Asking for a friend.

Vanity companies like Apple and Tesla get so much love for merely talking, but Spotify is out there actually *doing* — and brilliantly. I really do think that they are the company that will drive the next evolution of the music industry.

Simple. Aguero is a cunt and no one likes him. Also, you’re a cunt for calling him “Kun Aguero.” I hope this helps.

I mean, if history is our guide, you can pretty much count on Messi doing jack shit in the world cup and Argentina once again failing to impress.

Your taste in cars is, at times, questionable. But never dull, I’ll give you that much.

“...and then they put their Labo equipment on the shelf next to their wii-fit balance boards, never to be used again.”

Yeah, let’s just make the bees angrier, great idea.

I read Dirt Bag because it doesn’t take itself too seriously. There is a plethora of phenomenal, serious, thoughtful journalism on Jez, and I enjoy that content as well. But, for me, Dirt Bag hearkens back to the Gawker days, and I enjoy the escape and humor that it often provides.. If you don’t like the…

I’m not defending the behaviour, I’m defending the headline. There is a difference, you know.

Sadly, you might have a point.

It absolutely does NOT normalize it. I’m pretty sure that your average Jezebel reader is smart enough to understand snark and humor. Also, if we want to succeed in what we are trying to accomplish as feminists, we need to start focusing our energy and not picking stupid fights over this dumb shit like a snarky…