A girl can dream, I guess...sigh.

What? I could care less one way or another about Taylor Swift. If I “hate(ed)“ her, I would have absolutely no problem letting you know (if you haven’t noticed, I can be a bit noisy at times.) :)

The joke isn’t about any harm or violence toward her. It’s a harmless juxtaposition of words that reminds us how absurd celebrity can be. Grab as many pitchforks as you’d like, but you’re wasting good energy on a figment of your imagination.

But for real though...you’re a troll, right?

Definitely a combination of Katy Perry and the Illuminati.

Good girls seldom make history. 😈

I absolutely do not condone, nor use, racial slurs. My point is that, in my opinion, people greatly misplace their ire, energy, and opportunities to move the conversation forward, when they choose stupid reasons to get upset. For example, getting angry at a lighthearted play on words in a column called “Dirt Bag.” If…

This is a significant false equivalency. “Suitor” and “stalker” don’t have the same connotations as racial slurs, and are objectively used in common parlance without offence.

I’m genuinely sorry for what you went through. But I don’t think that a lighthearted and objectively harmless quip (as is used in this column’s headline) is grounds for violence. It’s ok to laugh every once in a while. Healthy, even.

I’m sorry that this column doesn’t fit into your tidy little box, I guess?

The column is literally called “Dirt Bag.”

I fail to see how I’m being hypocritical? And at the end of the day, you’re the one getting internet-angry about (inequity? disrespectfulness? I don’t even know...) in a column called “Dirt Bag,” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So you’re saying that either everything should be snarky, or nothing should be? Also, you’re projecting.

I mean, there’s a whole lot of better proof that male entitlement exists, but ok.

I like you. ❤️ 

If you are coming to “Dirt Bag” for hard-hitting, deeply serious celebrity gossip, I have really bad news for you.

I appreciate this comment. 👍 

If you can’t handle a bit of snark and adult humor, perhaps you are getting your news from the wrong website?

I mean, that’s what I got from it.

Oh please. Get a grip.