She's an actress, not some intellectual thought leader, I'm not sure why this surprises anyone. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Thank you and the rest of the crew for everything; it’s difficult to convey just how much Deadspin has meant to me over the years. Good luck to everyone, and I’ll be glued to Twitter to see where you all land up. Goodbye to Deadspin forever. Much love. ❤️

Whoosh

It’s not mentioned here, but fwiw Purina is paying for all of her veterinary and rehab costs.

“possibly even Michael Porter Jr., should it turn out that a 21-year-old with a spinal column made of graham crackers who has played a grand total of like 18 minutes of official basketball games in his life and who cannot run from here to there without tripping over the crumbling vertebrae exploding out of his…

Chelsea and ruining the development of young players, name a more iconic duo.

Can we make this the last article about Stassi ever? 

This.

Go sit in the corner.

This is actually awesome, thanks for sharing!

When will the rest of your autobiography be released?

DC weed game seems barbaric compared to out here in CO.

Matt Schaub is still alive? That’s the real story here.

Jimny is an atrocious word.

Calm down.

My point stands.

Calm down.

You're probably not much fun to be around huh...

Ah, cool, sorry for having an opinion!

This is fascinating, and the Palm Pilot anecdote does feel extremely appropriate. I look forward to reading more of your comments!