I could easily get a POV video driving the entire track if anyone is interested.

Get a Fiat 500 Abarth

Why not? If you can’t beat them on the track, beat them in the steward’s office.

This is actually a very fitting tribute to Enzo, a man who gave no fucks about phoning it in outside racing.

You’re the first person I thought of when I saw the activity earlier.

Why aren’t you writing my headlines?

For only $3,000 you can out-weird your coworker’s cybertruck.

It didn’t stop them in 2019, why would it stop them now? (ZING!)

It’s official, Marbula One is the only sporting event that’s not canceled or postponed this year. At least we haven’t lost our marbles.

I have never done this ever, but if Toyota announces that they will bring this exact car (not a Corolla with a fake carbon fiber wing) to the US, I will drive to my local dealer and put an order/deposit down for one. I know they would probably only sell dozens of these nationwide, but all I really want is a street…

You’re coming dangerously close to losing your Jalop privileges.

But a Super Beetle is clearly and obviously different.

This is the kind of pedantry that Jalopnik excels at.

Brad Pitt wears a Citizen Ref. 67-9020 Bullhead Chronograph, Automatic Cal. 8110A released in AFAIK 1972.

Lame Man's 24hrs

I think that works. Although I think that’s more of a testament to how good the front of the 917 looks, even when it’s got a little over ten feet of lumpy modern day LMP bolted to it.

Surprisingly, I don’t hate them as much as I thought I would.

My jaw dropped when I saw the bad CGI. Then I looked at the timestamp and realized I was only at 2:19! This is amazing

What in the fuck did I just watch

Wow.  There are no words.