That time he sent Brad Lidge to hell.

Me as a Brewers fan right now:

First Paul Ryan and now this. Lots of Sconnies losing at the last second today.

Hate to keep spinning this record, but this new(?) video player is not working

The Bengals have the most playoff wins in the NFL over the last 4 years?

There is no person worse than the idiot who cheers for Duke or some other high seeded team in a close game against a low seed just because they had the high seed winning the tourney in their bracket.

Boooooooo.

Somebody was listening to Chris Carter.

I can agree with this take. Capital M Muppets vs lowercase m muppets. Seems reasonable and accurate.

Getting drunk AT the sporting event? Who am I, Rockefeller?

Yeah, the ping of the post is the best hockey sound. Especially because it either means “fucking hell” or “thank christ”.

First, there is such a thing as Mentos gum. My kids go batshit crazy at Target when they see it and I don’t buy it for them. Here’s some Juicy Fruit, assholes.

Have you noticed how some household chores that you used to hate suddenly become more appealing once you have kids?

Bill Maher has never been a liberal or progressive. He’s always been a nihilistic contrarian, and in certain circles or under certain perceptions of the status quo, that gets mistaken for being a progressive. His perception of morality and oppression is and has always been completely relative to the degree to which he…

He is not a liberal. He’s a right wing, racist, mysogynist, homophobic, transphobic bastard wearing an “I’m a liberal” mask. I’m a white liberal and I would give my right nipple for the chance to kick his testicles so hard that he’ll be wearing them as a bowtie for the rest of his fucking life.

About 20 seconds for the…

On behalf of all Bucks fans...

Goddammit, now who’s going to be a shorts role model for kids?

(Jesus, this effing blows. Really wanted to see the the triple-headed monster of Giannis, Jabari, and Khris)

Skeet U Mah.

This isn’t a story about a guy being a dick, but I was once in a Taco Bell when Mike Holmgren walked in, studied the menu intently for two solid minutes, and then walked back out never having said a word. It was over ten years ago but not a day goes by that I don’t wonder what the heck his internal monologue must have…

it never o’curd to him they’d see his prints in the snow?