Tony Bennett handled losing to a 16-seed by listening to every question reporters threw at him, giving thoughtful, reasonable answers, crediting UMBC, crediting his own team’s excellent season and conference tournament, and never disrespecting any reporter like Hamilton did there, especially given that the question…

Solar storms? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within their server room? 

Haha. That is a phenomenal headline. Well done, Emma

The most unsettling part is how quickly he turns to assisting her. Picking up her purse, attempting to put her glasses back on. It’s that sort of, “I’m so nice, why do you make me do this?” behavior. The power dynamic of abusers is absolutely chilling.

I have no idea why, but something about the way he keeps putting the glasses he just punched off her face back on her is as deeply disturbing as the actual physical violence, like it’s some extension of a need for control or the like.

Casey:

Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.

Trump announces US is boycotting Russia 2018.

“Tyme” machines in NE wisconsin. Known as ATMs in every other part of the world.

Daenerys is really gonna have Aegon her face when she finds out who she’s hooking up with tonight!

Forgive me if I’m mistaken but I always thought that was two men in the picture.

I mostly had fun imagining Westeros Trump blaming the violence on many sides.

The best part of this episode was the banter between Tormund and Sandor Clegane about Brienne.

Is it just me, or does the new MLB.tv embedded video player suck?

Thanks for proving my theory that the type of person who would recline their airline seat and the type of person who would call a perfect stranger a fuckface for no reason are the same person.

He’s got oxy????!!!! Sign the man right now.

He’s not the player the Cavs’ want...but he may be the one they knee’d.

Really enjoyed this, thanks Lyndsey!

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

I liked this tweet.