BEER. That’s right! FIGHT ME, BRO.

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

Employed people over 30 often live in nice cities where an $80 hotel room will be a rathole 10 miles away and anything remotely close by is over $200. So, yeah, they’re welcome on my couch rather than having to add $400+ to the cost of their weekend visit that could instead be spent on lots of good food and alcohol.

The thing that is different though is that Phil is an elite player. So he’s not some fat goateed middle reliever who can throw a good inning every few games. He’s out there on the top line as one of the top scorers on the team that just won the Stanley Cup. Can’t really think of too many examples of elite players that…

Today, my camp issued the following statement:

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

Sorry Pence, this campaign is in it’s 14th month. Too late to abort now.

Revenge crafted with the same care as Jeb!’s homemade guacamole.

“That was ten years ago” works when you’re in your mid-20s talking about something you did when you were in middle school.

I cried more than enough this week and I’m still crying. Seeing Keith’s face, that’s me since my mom died on Wednesday. And, I’m getting evicted, I don’t care even. I’m done crying.

What an incredible moment, and if Bartolo happened to groove that for him, well that just reaffirms his status as the Champion of Everything.

Showed him no MRSA

They also played a reel of him destroying the Yankees and donated $10K to a charity supporting treatment for critically ill kids in the DR.

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

An angry Baylor fan went up to confront MOB members after the performance. Rice students calmed the situation and walked him to concourse

We need more rational, level-headed thoughts like this on both sides of this issue.

Assuming those 28 weeks are equivalent to a 40-hour work week, then you’d complete your police training in 1120 hours - 380 hours, or just shy of 10 weeks less than a cosmetologist.

Roethlisberger looks like someone tried to make Will Ferrell in Fallout 4 but fucked up.

Nailed it.

Ryan bought the beers from a very confused Michael Vick, who spent the Pitbull show making concessions.