On the bright side, if someone is traded at least they will not have to move.

Just admit that this was a shameless way to introduce “Albertville” into the national conversation.

“I’d call Pollard a cop, but it’d be more of statement than insult seeing as he was one for 23 years before he became a full-time ref.”

“It’s ass in assland in here.”

Asked yesterday if he would waive his no-trade clause, LeBron said:

me too but also fuck you

God I hate that they ever let you out of the greys.

JOKER MEME WHY ARE YOU SO SERIOUS/SOME PEOPLE WANT TO WATCH IT ALL BURN///GAME OF THRONES RED WEDDING LEBRON PHOTOSHOP FACE///OVERRIDE OVERRIDE///ISAIAH THOMAS IS SHORT FOR AN NBA PLAYER///MEMORY CRITICAL CRITICAL ERROR MEME EXPORT FILE TOO LARGE///SHUT DOWN IMMINENT///SPIDER MAN POINTING AT SPIDER MAN///NO HELP ME…

counterpoint: Give him some more Mountain Dew Code Red.

Do you remember Bjørn Dæhlie? I remember Bjørn Dæhlie.

The really striking and saddening revelation from last night is the fact Steve McNair may have been the greatest quarterback of all time, but he went to his grave thinking he was a failure thanks to Jeff Fisher

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots

As they say, ‘two is company, but three is AFRICAN MAYHEM’.

In a three-way standoff Wenger will always find a way to finish fourth.

Good. I hope this drives certain people on the internet totally insane.

“They’re often cranky or self-righteous or defensive, and yet they can be weirdly charming”

Hoffman? Just racked up a lot of saves, which, statistically speaking “have as much nutritional value as a head of lettuce.” (Well, that last part’s fair.)

Well, when you name your bar after relapsing into alcoholism, maybe you’re not the best of people.

This article comes across as unbelievably patronizing and you successfully push people who like sports into a box with every possible bad stereotype connected to “jocks”.