I love that you recommend keeping score at a baseball game. A friend taught me how to do it a few years ago, and it has SO increased my enjoyment of the game. My husband and I trade off for each team, so one of us isn't obligated to keep track the whole time. He also gets obsessive about it and checks the official…

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Great piece. I feel like you could add some rules as to when jersey wearing is appropriate. My thoughts:

It really is remarkable that the Yankees managed to make A-Rod a sympathetic figure.

This is a good post. Thank you.

what the fuck is jim halpert doing here

If Michele is looking for an extra L, I'm sure the Knicks would be willing to part with one of theirs.

Mr. Fancy TV-Chef thinks he's all classy now and drinks only GLORYBOY drinks now.

Beat me to it you SOB. +1

That was not what producers were expecting when they read “writes for GQ” on his application...

i think i celebrated drew winning chopped harder than i did when my Spurs won the title last year. i’m not ashamed of this .

First unanimous Deadspin HOF inductee: Drew’s Fucked-Up Shirt That He Actually Wore On National Television

*slow clap*

You've got about 2 years left.

Without sounding like a cliched old bastard, it's 30.5 - you spend the first half of the year proving to yourself that you can still do anything you want, whenever you want, and face no repercussions. I'm only 32, and the shit I used to put my body through prior to the age of 30 now seems like it was a lifetime ago.…

For me it was around 33. I do a lot of hiking and mountain climbing and I never even cared enough to pack particularly good padding for my tent because the ground was no big deal, then all of a sudden out of nowhere EVERYTHING hurt. (Of course it's possible I just answered my own unspoken question about why my back…

Plus you can shove the tortillas up your ass.

Shout out to Tom for the sneaky burn at the end implying the Bulls would go down in 4 straight games in a playoff series.

THEY should be treated with respect if that is their choice that they make freely; but garbage straight people, like the reviewer, who bully or threaten them with eternal hell if they don’t make the choice he approves of deserve no such respect.

I have plenty of Christian gay friends who do not practice homosexuality.