Dr. Narwhals followed by virtually any other name would be brilliant and amazing and a favorite.

I find it amusing that Kansas St. will experience the whiplash from having 98% of the country rooting against them (against UMBC) to having 98% of the country rooting for them (against Kentucky) back to having 98% of the country rooting against them (against Loyola).

He’ll come back and play when he’s good and ready.

Ok, take this with a grain of salt because I’ve been drinking for four hours. But:

It continues to be utterly insane to me and all other right-thinking folks that people rank instead of tier.

He might be too good to be a remembered guy, but Ole Einar Bjoerndalen, the greatest Winter Olympian ever.

That’s why it feels like everyone with my name is 10. Gavin was very rare until around when I was born, shot up to 32nd (!?) in 2007, and has since climbed back down.

Jav in/out option

I read through every reply, including every one in the grays. Who knows if I will ever return from them myself. Whatever. The point is, somehow, nobody has said the best one yet.

the h3ll does this not have more star$

As somebody whose only exposure to Overwatch is occasionally watching my girlfriend play, I may well check this out simply because the city branding tricks me into treating it like any other sports league (even though I know that’s what’s happening). I know it sounds silly, but I am SO much more likely to watch the…

*cums*

i love this song so fucking much fight me

It’s whispered that Blake Bortles has a substantial alcoholism problem - people are always talking about seeing him wasted in bars in Jacksonville.

I used to think Wonderful Christmas Time was the worst Christmas song ever (and maybe the worst song ever). Then I heard Christmas Shoes. It is, if you can imagine this, worse.

When you said “I haven’t heard of the celebrities except Justin Bieber” I was thinking “Oh, enough of this posturing ‘mainstream shit is bad’ stuff already”...and with the exception of Bieber and the two former One Direction guys (Niall Horan and Harry Styles), I don’t know who any of these people are either.

I love this column, obviously. And of course I don’t read it for gambling advice, nor do I imagine does anybody. But where does Rex Ryan get off putting Green Bay +2 as his LOCK OF THE WEEK when the actual spread is around 14 and I’m probably taking the Steelers even then? Are you sabotaging him?

I only recognize a few of the commenters now (and I got here relatively late myself, and was re-greyed last year for reasons that I disagreed with and so basically stopped commenting) - most of the people associated with “Deadspin commenting” are long gone.

Diaw is there to make the title work. But from what I’ve read about him, he has a sneakily good sense of humor. https://www.theringer.com/nba/2017/9/14/16308798/boris-diaw-leave-nba-france

I don’t watch studio shows. I don’t watch talking head sports shows. But there is one show that I would watch the fuck out of if they ever made it once the two NBA players on it are retired, and somebody needs to.