I’m offended by this defensive defense of offense. In your defense, it makes total sense.

It’s hard to read this because of all the missed opportunities for internal plurals. How hard would it be to say Brandons Marshall, Roys Williams, etc.? And it would be so much funnier!

Tanks for te reporting, Mr. Aisley

Between this and the Hall of Fame, it’s been a rough month for Brians. Wait, what?

Here’s a place to start; fun article about him and his brother. http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17201639/seahawks-michael-bennett-patriots-martellus-bennett-vs-everyone

In this case, I’d put about 10-15 episodes in the Perfect tier (most of the ones in the top 10, plus Chardee MacDennis and a few others)

I had never heard of that wiki and went down a rabbit hole of looking it up and reading articles about it. One of its founders in particular seemed to be a phenomenal self-parody of a douche...and then I come back to this comment, and I think, based on his common usernames, that he posted it! And the other reply is…

never rank; always tier

This comment made me laugh as much as “Sure, but how does Matt feel about the Bills?”

If I wanted streams of consciousness that don’t merit a public platform I’d listen to myself think. Although I guess I do that all the time, so carry on.

I’d like to thank this horrible take for sending me to Benoit Benjamin’s basketball reference page, where I learned that he played 83 games in the 1995-96 season, which is pretty cool.

Odell Beckham Jr. is almost the exact same height and weight as I am. Which a) holy shit there is a lot of variety in humans and b) I don’t care how amazing he is (and he’s amazing), a fade route to someone not crazy tall is asking for trouble.

Jeez, no wonder they’re so bad. Half their players were signed on the recommendation of a bird! Are they so cheap they won’t even pay for human scouts?

Sure, Nik Stauskas is butt. But Sauce Castillo is a star.

I guess if their lawyer’s in custody they’ll have to see if his sons can help out.

Hal Newhouser was better than Dizzy Trout, which I think should have been illegal.

Yale sucks. Harvard also sucks.

If it was fourth and goal from the one maybe. It was first and goal.

Skip Bayless is just warming up still. When it comes, Third Take will last for a thousand years.

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