1) This is great.

Brissett is a third round pick who attended NC State and was a transfer (in his case to NC State). So he’s probably the next Russell Wilson. Fuck him.

Hard to choose between After The Gold Rush, Ohio, and Like A Hurricane.

this is excellent.

Suppose that you have to drink 6 beers in 63 minutes: 1 in 1, 1 in 2, 1 in 4, 1 in 8, 1 in 16, 1 in 32 - but you can order the time intervals any way you’d like, you could start with the fast ones right away or take your time and then chug after the beer is going down smoother, or mix and match somehow. Which way…

That construction misses the point though. Harambe jokes were viciously and painfully unfunny *until* they were completely played out. Now that they are played out and overdone, they’re hilarious.

I recommend that he go snowboarding before soaking up as much as he can, as otherwise his snowpants will be all wet and he’ll probably be really uncomfortable and maybe get hypothermia.

They should make a movie called Mad Max: Fury Chode. I don’t care what it is about.

Do you think Michael Schur’s new show about heaven (The Good Place) will be good?

Proposal: Solve the Kaepernick controversy by changing the national anthem to a song about someone coming to terms with privilege, oppression, and injustice, aka Impression That I Get by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Thoughts?

You remember over at Elway’s place?

“Come on, Pham, give us a ball!”
“Phuck off.”

When I say “Where The Wild Things Are,” I say Wi-uld.

Counter-tiering (Giants fan here):

Tier I (Hell Yes)

NBA 2K has been better for years (obviously) - but NBA Live 2005 was a great game. Don’t know what else to say.

In my top 10 for sure.

The coach is not a dick on balance, but he does get really mad if you call him Muscle Hamster.

Unfortunately, it sucks. Don’t waste your money. (and it should be so good)

In the immortal words of Dewey Cox, I’m guilty as charged.