I’m sure you’re aware that wubba lubba dub dub translates roughly into “I am in deep existential pain. Please help me.”

That a 17 year old (yet somehow 35 year old in appearance) LeBron James once rejected Skip Bayless’s sexual advances behind the bleachers at an AAU summer league game, leading to a lifetime of hot takes and barely veiled sexual rage from Bayless’s. I believe this in my heart.

I wasn’t. Then I saw the uniforms in question. Chris Sale deserves a fucking medal.

I would give so, so much money to watch Chris Sale being forced to pitch in these.

Once again, have you seen those uniforms?

I take it all back. Chris Sale is an imminently reasonable person. Those uniforms should be a war crime.

Wtf does an untucked shirt have to do with the winning or losing of games?

Burned into my retinas.

Could someone with a modicum of technical knowledge pull up a side by side of this guy and Gil Gunderson?

This fucking guy right here . . .

Re. homophobic douchebags, military types with possible PTSD, bros and assorted bro-hos, fair enough but they’re mostly concentrated in Pacific Beach/Downtown. I live in the North Park-University Heights-Hillcrest Nexus of hipsterdom. It’s all ironic coffee houses (I work at one), egregious facial hair and Bernie…

Are you saying you wouldn’t? I heard Scottie Pippen’s were more impressive anyway.

My uncle is a gay dance studio owner from Columbus, Ohio. You should read his posts on the creeping, insidious influence of undocumented immigrants on the judging of formal ballroom.

Kind of get the feeling he’d like to, though.

You are magnificent.

Seriously like half of the appeal of being famous must be being able to do silly-ass douchebaggery with little or no legal consequences. If I ever get TMZ famous I swear I’m going to take a shit in the middle of a T.G.I. Fridays, just for the life experience.

Really can’t get behind this one. Was it some kind of dog sledding reference? And Divac is from some godawful place in Eastern Europe that probably no longer a viable country, if memory serves, many thousands of miles and a Putin away from Siberia. But I’ve been babysitting nephew so I’m day drinking and I may have…

Manziel definitely has the douchebag down but the fall from shitty Browns QB to coked out guy in the 7-11 parking lot isn’t comparable to Jon Jones. He’s gone from best ever in his sport to this fucking bullshit. This is like Steph Curry developing a taste for bath salts and eating part of DeAndre Jordan’s face during…

Just for fun/schadenfreude, can anyone think of a more talented athlete who has fucked himself up worse? He’s arguably the best MMA fighter in history and he might actually be done early in his prime years through unconscionable douchebaggery. Having trouble thinking of anyone comparable in any other sport. The only…

I have that in aubergine.