Holy God wtf is up with Margary’s hair. He looks like Eraserhead and Dale Earnhardt Jr. procreated.

This is seriously drum corps? It looks like Cirque du Solely recruited a herd of feral Québécois street children.

Go back to Belgium.

Elitist.

The gay bar to church ratio in my neighborhood is approximately 6/1, making for a somewhat different Pokémon experience.

Jimbo Tomsula is a national goddamn treasure. The combination of the words ‘Tomsula’ and ‘bindle’ have gotten me off Celexa.

You’re a towel.

Well to quote Hunter S. Thompson, “If the Queen had balls she’d be a king.” Meaning . . . something. I don’t know.

Sadly no, I seem to be physically incapable of it. The Mexican 37.5% of me is ashamed.

If 20 year old me didn’t assume a BA in Latin American history almost definitely wouldn’t lead to a lifetime of poverty and barrista jobs. Still crossing my fingers that the MA in comparative literature does the trick. I am not a smart person.

Goddamnit. God fucking damn it. God. Damn. It. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

My new favorite team: anyone other than Golden fucking State. I hate those fuckers, I don’t care if it’s irrational. My dearest hope is the Steph Curry wakes up tomorrow with the sudden burning epiphany that all he wants to do for the rest of his life is breed show Corgis and promptly retires. Fuck, they’ll probably…

Esoteric. Nice.

Goddamn, man . . .

This is a worthy and noble use of American military resources and as a voter and occasional taxpayer I approve of this. Make it so

I’m probably hallucinating but I’m like 93% sure the second color commentary guy is UFC dingbat Joe Rogan.

I’ve read Infinite Jest at least 12 times. But then again I’m probably like 7/10 on the Aspergers scale.

Perfidy!

Having trouble typing over my massive erection. Those are glorious.

It’s usually a white guy with excessively baggy late-90's shorts who gets pissed off when no one passes to him after he’s gone 1-13 from outside.