It's basically the country/pop spin of 50 Cent's marketing 101. How do you promote a new album? By starting or re-igniting a beef with someone. 50 does it before every single album. He's been doing it since his major label debut 11 years ago. Beginning to think someone has been taking lessons from Professor Curtis…

Other things that started with/by John Mayer:

OMG thank you. I was wondering if rich women draw up riders for each other’s houses, in the event of staying over.

I was wondering if I was the only person who noticed this sentence: “There's a basket of Kloss’s favorite Whole Foods treats next to the bed, and multiple photos of her on the walls.” In other words, she keeps her friend’s room like a guest suite at a hotel, but nicer? That’s a little weird, yes?

Against another wall, there's a rack full of white nightgowns. "This is a thing me and Lena have," says Swift – meaning Lena Dunham, another recent friend. "We wear them during the day and look like pioneer women, fresh off the Oregon Trail."

My best friend is a 5'3" tiny woman, and she runs all the time. Once she was alone and a dude on his bike smacked her ass. So she shoved him off his bike and yelled, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT WEARING A HELMET, ASSHOLE!!!" and then ran off.

First, they came for the ketchup and I didn't say anything because I don't eat ketchup...

Im really sorry, I ketchup shamed someone when I was a little girl, at breakfast too. I feel really bad about it. Its a great condiment really.

what a delightful private video :)

I bet she doesn't even like Huey Lewis and the News.

Why does it seem like it's always the guy who's cheating? (other than Kristen Stewart). And I feel like if the guy cheats it's like "poor wife/girlfriend there is nothing she can do :( :( :(" but if the girl cheated it would be like "WHAT THE EVERLOVING HELL THIS WOMAN IS PURE SATAN"

Man, the only thing that would surprise me to hear about Rhianna's private life is that she's actually celibate and straight-edge.

Fundamentalists of any religion are fucking scary

Concern Troll: [reads about Sams release]

Probably the only black man recently to say "Oh no, I have to leave St. Louis."

I love image sites because they're easy to digest at the end of the day or on a break. I liked 9gag until it went into misogyny territory, and then I switched to tickld, and when that became pretty awful about race and sexual orientation, I went to Imgur. It feels like no mater how fun and non-offensive the site…

"Who knows what "Happy Holidays" even means??"

Arby's has topped itself in meatiocrity.