RIP to the careers of everyone in that photo.

Aww, a little Jason Schwartzman is an excellent palate cleanser after that photo of Biggs.

I hate everything about him. Including that dumb bird wall art (which I am almost positive is a decal).

But Woody Allen has talent...

They should have retired the name Jason after Schwartzman. He broke the mold.

Schwartzmann is the far superior Jason.

Jason Biggs is a giant asshole. You can just say it. He reminds us of the fact with alarming regularity.

I think it's okay to have a preference for dicks that are not small and further I don't really give a rat's what your penis thinks about small boobs or the fact that this was posted on Jez and there is no counterpart about gaping vaginas. Women are told by everyone and their mother both directly and indirectly that…

This is exactly what I said would happen, all of the feces &, urine & vomit needs to be incinerated & the bodies need to be treated & stored in a way that no living organism can works its way out of the previous vector, I hate to say this but cremation is a likely possibility here.

Hahaha oh man. This tweet. I can't. The level of humblebrag / judgeypants is almost overwhelming.

I know plenty of people in NYC who live on $25-$30k and survive doing much more meaningful work than working in the fashion industry. These salaries all seem to be about market for what people in similar roles in other industries make. Sorry. I just don't feel bad that low level employees in the fashion world can't…

Anyone who saw a Ke$ha video and made life decisions based on it were probably not on a path to that de-luxe apartment in the sky. She's an entertainer, playing a character as part of her medium. Stop being dumb.

So, because she sings songs about getting drunk and going out to clubs, she deserves to be drugged and sexually assaulted? That's just the chicken coming home to roost?

This is such a good point. I mean, look at the hit counter/number of comments on this post. Hardly "panic" numbers, if you ask me. (I mean, that Nick Jonas article probably had double.)

2 out of 2 Kanye's agree on the need to be prudent, without panic.

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

Whispers like a scared little boy while furtively glancing side to side, "I see pale people!!!"

OMG... You win today.

I know this combines creepshots and bullying, two very hot-button ways to be a shitty person, but I think a legal charge for a 14 year old being an asshole is overkill here. This seems like something that should have resulted in detention or suspension, not arrest. I'm not keen on pushing kids into the legal system…