Oh. My. God. That Vanity Fair article and accompanying photos, tho! And they had Lindsay and Hilary Duff in a pillow fight themed picture? Clearly a precursor to the battle that ensued for the affections of Aaron Carter.

I get pissy when people ask me to marry them, in a fairly low key manner. A Kriss type proposal would send me over the edge. I am not romantic.

I'm in favor of equality so I'm glad gays are now over thinking and overdoing their marriage proposals, too. It's not fair if only straight dudes are expected to take what should be a private moment and turn it into a public spectacle.

Hold on a second... Women eat food???

Man, with those parents? That baby is going to be one incredibly attractive disappointment at the box office.

So they had a biracial kid - half Ukrainian, half Douchebag

Oh, Amanda =(

Norma Stits.

OMG. You should just take the rest of the day off, girl. Your work is done.

or something like Boner Alert in homage of the Shy Ronnie song.

I vote for Zara Fuchs. Which is the closest name I can come up with that sounds like Zero Fucks.

I don't even like the Kardashians, but they're easily a couple thousand times better than these people...

I just made the same comment. I grew up in a very conservative faith and until I got out of it, I didn't know what I was saying.

Don't be fooled. Don't be fooled into thinking that she believes that the removal of embryos is as bad as killing a human being. What she really means is that the killing of Jews is as serious as killing a 5-week embryo. TRUST me. That's how much she cares about the killing of Jews, Roma and gay people. Very little.

lol, they're just going to consolidate 3 jobs into 1 and make it an unpaid internship.

As soon as they have enough to retire!

Even the chosen one stans for Cate Blanchett