do you think he is about to have a heat stroke?? Poor kid

Someone noted it in your last article, and I think it's true, that they are giving you the ugliest stories to review. At least that's how it seems.

you know, I never realized that the drugs I did in my youth might have been transported that way.

He's clearly on the Florida beat! Masochism is merely an occupational hazard.

Mark you, you with your crazy masochist stories... I can't, just not like you. Bring it on.

That is pretty gross. Crack that has been rammed up someones vagina... heroine and coke that have been scurried over the border via people swallowing bags of it and pooping it out... drugs are just literally disgusting.

How is it her child if her egg wasn't used?

Well if it's not her child biologically, then why tie herself to that child and a bitter ex? He has two arms, he can raise that child on his own. Man up.

The "uterus" we picked? Really?

You know, I'm just tired of this. I'm tired of being told I can't protect myself from an unwanted pregnancy. I'm tired of being told I can't have sex that doesn't result in a baby. I'm tired of being told that when I'm pregnant I'm a liability. I'm tired of being told that when I'm having a baby, I won't necessarily…

He isn't the writer we want, but he is the writer we need!
(Kidding, I want you here Mark!)

Well, we are getting there folks. Men are going to jail for raping goats & corpses, maybe soon they'll start going to jail for raping living human beings!

Mark, did Jezebel put you on the "Stories that are so fucked up you wish you had never read them" beat, or is this the life you have chosen for yourself? I call misandry.

I majored in Public Relations in college. We had to be able to stand up in front of the class and defend ANYthing. To practice for that, we held mock press conferences where we presented and defended a controversial idea that was the opposite of our personally held beliefs. You had to do all your research and then…

I really think you have a point about the need for us to share experiences to take away the power of the Abortion Horror Story. Here's mine.

I had a shitty friend response too. I think because she was adopted she made my decision all about her. It definitely tainted our closeness.

I was 24 when I had my abortion, I was in a horribly controlling relationship and being linked for the rest of my life to him via a child was a future I could not fathom. I have never regretted my choice for a minute. I regret getting into the relationship...I was a blind dumbass for not seeing the frantically…

I had one five days ago. It was my first and hopefully my last but the decision was extraordinarily easy and simple and I was upbeat throughout the entire process because I'd figured out was making me so sick for two months. I'm 29 and I probably want children (emphasis on "probably") but I have no regrets whatsoever.

A lot of the women who write that shit have had abortions and would never admit it. If 1/3 women has an abortion, and over 40% of Americans think abortion should be illegal, well...

Check out the linked article. She's not not being attacked for having an imperfect past. Quite the contrary, actually: