I have an even better question: why do you come to Jez and ask questions when you're not even remotely interested in the answer?

I wonder what Cordy would think of how you have filed this story.

I worked with Eliza Dushku during Comic-Con a few years back. She's gorgeous, but your assessment of her personality via interviews is correct :/

Others have already replied but I would echo most of their sentiments.

with a human sacrifice

That the Catholic Church turn in priests suspected of child sexual abuse. Priests aren't above the law.

LOL "sorry it isn't going as quickly as you'd like." Totally, dude. Why aren't people cutting the pope and the church more slack for abusing a staggering amount of children and exploiting the church's wealth, power, and ancient deeply ingrained religious authority to cover it up? Definitely unfair. Sexually abusing…

Except better PR. But yeah, this is the same shit as before.

How the fuck is this a sane response to this issue?

Benedict also met with victims several times. Nothing new here.

Nothing that is as bad as systematic child rape, I can assure you.

Well, not the systemic covering up of the sexual assault of children, no.

Jesus.... our pope standards are SO LOW if everyone is flipping their shit because this guy is APOLOGIZING for systematically defending child rapists for decades (probably much longer).

Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather be asked to pose nude than have someone zero in on my feet.

While a freshmen at a small college, I was approached by an older (man) student and asked if I was interested in modelling for him. He was creepy looking enough that I declined. Thing is, he kept asking - eventually he thought if I saw the sort of modelling he wanted me to do, I'd agree. It was foot modelling. He had…

Um, WTF. Just this whole story. WTF.

I think it makes perfect sense, because you'd assume there would be no accidental pregnancies. If all kids are wanted kids, they are off to a way better start.

As an English major who tinkered with the idea of an MFA in poetry until I admitted to myself that I didn't have the discipline to write without a deadline (excepting, of course, dirty limericks), I have to say that his poetry is worse than 90% of what we work-shopped in my undergrad beginning poetry creative writing…

Tell her you're finding it hard to decide between buying a new BMW or Audi and could she give you her opinion.