I'm pretty much ONLY attracted to characters. My husband is ware that he is fuuuuucked if Jason Bourne ever needs to borrow my car and race across Europe with me, or if Abigail Whistler needs me to kick vampire ass at her side and blow off steam together afterwards all nekkid while I polish her pipes. He is okay…

I'm glad I never saw interviews with her so I can keep writing Ms. Emma Dushku-Golddigger in all my notebooks.

Eliza Dushku was my first celebrity girl-crush.

Meh. I don't think it matters. Fictional character or celebrity, both are fantasies. You're not going to fuck, date, or marry the celebrity, so it's not like one is more attainable than the other.

Has anyone reached his black best friend for a comment?

I'm narrowing my eyes at that Nicky Hilton quote. I am just going to assume this was rich kid "earn my own money," which means that in order to get that pair of $400 ballet flats she wanted, she had to take the garbage out one time. And I don't mean the stinky kitchen garbage, I mean the one in her bedroom that was…

as the saying goes—born on third base, and thinks she hit a triple...

Actually, ducking and covering is a really good way to stay safe if you're not in the initial blast range. First, if you're down near the ground under your desk, you're more protected from falling debris than if you were standing or sitting.

Plus, everyone loves Danny DeVito and he is short and fat.

I agree, he gives me the creeps, and I can't figure out his continual success. I find him charmless and vaguely sinister.

Not too long ago he hurled some homophobic slurs at some paps (of course paps are horrible, aggressive people, but the level of hate was over the top). My feelers for him being "way off" though didn't really start going out of control until the Daily Show interview where he bragged about taking a "pay cut" of only…

I'm telling you internetz there is something WAY OFF about Jonah Hill, he's a fucking weirdo and not in a good way.

"But my hair looks fabulous."

Dissidents? lol.

Kanye, not to criticize your art, because you are the Shakespeare of rap, but dissidents is not the right word for what you are trying to convey.

this.

Amazing that of everything that Lindy wrote there are still people who are all *"I can't listen to rap?"; "So rap songs can't be covered?!"; "I can't eat at IHOP?!" ;"But my waffle house is for old people."