Libertarian fire department? What could go wrong...

Well, isn't Calgary filled with dicks? That's pretty close to FL? :)

*nods head emphatically*

Well we have... we have.... FLORIDA?

#NotAllLadycrimes!

You might have public health care, but we have.... so many guns?

She can do so much better....

If my house gets burglarized will I need to tip the LAPD, so that they will investigate for evidence?

I'm sorry to hear about your son and I am glad you are focusing on how to best care for him.

Critical Access Hospital?

Second best rapper in the world!

Buffy v Dawson CRY OFF!!!

Just make sure that Harry ends up with Hermione at the end!

Fingers crossed for Dawson's Creek / Buffy the Vampire Slayer cross over fan fiction!

You are assuming that a man-made exam (the IQ test) is objectively correct. Every test is fallible, and "intelligence" exists in many forms.

You asked for advice on how to make someone break up with you...