Why do you insist on not pooping on the floor? You must secretly want this person in your life, and therefore are unconsciously trying to stay together in this unhealthy dynamic.

You're not being direct enough. You must take a shit on the floor.

Beyonce is the least ratchet person in the universe. Hilary Clinton is more ratchet than Beyonce.

Tell him (or her) that you don't want to date him (or her anymore) . That should do the trick nicely.

That is so awful! God, the torment that poor victim must have been under as the authorities handed him over to his murder. Jesus fucking christ. No words.

Sort of weird that a bride gets more points for a masters than a phd? Is there a weird in joke for that?

It's quantity that matters... not quality, dammit!

#notalltrolls

o_O

This makes me feel awful. Now I'm just bummed out and sad for society... there really is an alarming lack of empathy for anyone who is "different" from the norm. We are all fucked.

At least we still have.... um, Kathy Acker?

Dear Exene Cervenka,

#That'sNOTWhatSheSaid!

I wonder if her mother is proud. :-/

Somehow I doubt that the password protection will negatively impact the NSA/FBI surveillance. Once a website is on that radar, it stays on that radar.

She really seems to epitomize the word classy. Glad to hear she's also nice in person! 8-D

Pssst... STILL BETTER THAN /b/... holy shit 4chan is so scary. There is nothing worse than a neck beard who thinks he's owed something.

Truth. At least Bieber (barf) worked to get where he is... Jaden's dad just gave it to him.